Is this good or bad?

I... I wouldn't mind that. But it's impossible. It's completely impossible.

Kriffing base. Kriffing book.

I need a drink.

Who: Anakin, Han, Wedge, Emma, Jean ( Read more... )

who; allana djo, anakin skywalker, han solo, amelia solo
what; ALLANA'S STUCK IN THE WELL, LASSIE?
where; a hole on the topside.

This place was booooring. Also, Allana's wrist really hurt, and Hannabeth was freaking loud. Allana rolls her eyes and pokes the chihuahua on the flank. "Stop barking."

"BARK BARK BARK."

Allana head-dirts. :(

So first off, Grandpa and Daddy? Don't get mad.

But Allana's stuck in a hole. I don't know why there was a hole in the ground, but we were playing up on the surface and she's now stuck in it. :|

HERE'S WHAT I'M ANGRY ABOUT TODAY.1. Doc McNinja made up a whole bunch of shavit about why I have fourteen cavities. The kriffing jerkwad said I needed to floss. He had the nerve to give me some free samples of gross... minty... string. I don't need to floss because I am trying ON PURPOSE to get my cavities big enough to smuggle stuff in because ( Read more... )

I've finally figured this thing out. Someone was kind enough to show me how this com. com. Thing works. Darlings, they tell me I'm not real. This just can't be true. I'm here aren't I? And everyone's so rude around here (except that sweetie who showed me how this works -- he wouldn't take any reward, though; and me in my best lipstick).

I know you' ( Read more... )

HEY. HEY HEY.

Now that I've found my ship and you plebeians are able to go in the same hangar (urgghhh), there are some rules I need to lay down ( Read more... )

Who: Han Solo (Open!)
Where: The hangar
What: YOU MANIACS

Han should have brought a Jedi--

-- wait. Would a Jedi have been able to help in this situation?

Kriff it.

With his blaster pointed, he charged over the desert ground. It was nearing twilight, and the lights near the airfield hadn't been turned on yet. He hadn't had to put up too much of ( Read more... )

I am pleased to announce the formation of A.R.M.O.R. (Altered-Reality Monitoring and Operational Response) , the new security force for the inhabitants of Area 42. Although the team will work as closely with base security as circumstances permit, it will ultimately be independent of the military and dedicated to preserving the safety of all inmates ( Read more... )

Who: Han Solo, Jaina Solo (open to household ( Read more... )